My budget formula. Ministry of Finance


ุงูƒุชุจ ุนู† ุงู„ู†ู‡ุฌ ุงู„ุฐูŠ ุชุชุจุนู‡ ููŠ ูˆุถุน ุงู„ู…ูŠุฒุงู†ูŠุฉ.

Say hello to the budget, WordPress. ๐ŸคจMy Budgeting Formula: (Income โ€“ Basic Needs) รท Sudden Expenses ร— Deep Sighs = Budget Chaos. If income < expenses, I activate โ€˜Survival Modeโ€™: Breathe, Pray, and Pretend Iโ€™m on a Diet!
Honestly, my budget is like a soap operaโ€”full of unexpected twists and dramatic breakdowns. Every time I try to save, a bill pops up like, โ€˜Surprise!โ€™ And letโ€™s not even talk about those who give financial advice as if I own an oil well!”**
This should make the reader smile while keeping it witty! What do you think?
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My Budgeting Formula: (Income โ€“ Basic Needs) รท Sudden Expenses ร— Deep Sighs = Budget Chaos. If income < expenses, I activate โ€˜Survival Modeโ€™: Breathe, Pray, and Pretend Iโ€™m on a Diet!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค—

Honestly, my budget is like a soap operaโ€”full of unexpected twists and dramatic breakdowns. Every time I try to save, a bill pops up like, โ€˜Surprise!โ€™ And letโ€™s not even talk about those who give financial advice as if I own an oil well!”*****

This should make the reader smile while keeping it witty! What do you think?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜‚Men cry over the budget. You’ve ruined them, so what about us?


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55 responses to “My budget formula. Ministry of Finance”

  1. Interesting budget formula! Thanks for sharing this!

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    1. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ™Œ

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  2. Willie Torres Jr. Avatar
    Willie Torres Jr.

    Haha, this is hilarious. Your budgeting formula is spot on, it’s like life throws curveballs just when you think you’re ahead. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Survival Mode activated…

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’•โœจ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’•

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  3. Smiling to you Nougat <3 and wish you abundance! :-D

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  4. Very nice article with sharing this ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

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    1. Good morning dear friend welcome

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  5. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜

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  6. Singularmente creativo.
    Gracias por compartirlo.
    Un saludo.

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    1. Thank you very much. Smile, life is heavy๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’•

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  7. Dear Noga Noga, I extend my warmest wishes for your continued success.

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    1. Thank you very much. Smile, life is heavy๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’•Enikanonaye

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      1. I understand you but with prayer ๐Ÿ™ all things are possible.

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        1. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’•โœจ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒท

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  8. So nice and creative, Noga! My best wishes ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒป

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    1. Smile dear KK I wish you happiness and success๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ

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      1. Iโ€™m smiling, Noga. Thanks a lot! You too smile. God bless you, always ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’โค๏ธ

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    1. Smile dear I wish you happiness and success๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’•ุจุง

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  9. I live on a carefully managed budget as well, so I feel your frustration. But what can we do? Smile and write blog posts!

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    1. Hello my love, smile, I wish you happiness and success๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’•

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  10. This is absolutely hilarious and so relatable! Your witty take on budgeting struggles makes even the chaos seem entertaining. Loved the ‘Survival Mode’ strategyโ€”breathe, pray, and pretend to diet! Keep sharing your humour and creativity; itโ€™s a refreshing dose of laughter we all need. Looking forward to more of your fun takes on life!

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    1. ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚Smile, my brother. Life is monotonous and heavy. Take it with a smile

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        1. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป

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    1. Good morning my friend smile๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  11. ๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸŒน

    Aum Shanti

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    1. Shivaji smiled, good morning

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      1. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ

        Aum Shanti

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  12. Budgeting is hard with inflation these days!

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    1. My darling Roji, we too have swelled up. Smile๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚

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        1. Thank you very much, Roji, have a good night

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  13. I hope you will be very successful, Noga mom. My prayers are with you I always support you ๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡

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    1. ุชุณู„ู…ู„ู‰ ุงุจู†ู‰ ุงู„ุนุฒูŠุฒ ุงุฏุนูˆ ู„ูƒ ูู‰ ุตู„ูˆุงุชู‰ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒป

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      1. Amin Noga mom ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‡๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒบ

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        1. ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚

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          1. Meoooooow ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ™„

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          2. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ู…ุนุฐุฑุฉ ุงู†ู‰ ุงุชุญุฏุซ ู…ุน ุฏูˆู†ุงู„ุฏ ุชุฑุงู…ุจ ุดุฎุตูŠุง

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          3. ุฏุน ุงู„ู‚ุทุท ุชุทุงุฑุฏู‡ ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™„

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          4. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Yes, eat it.

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          5. I canโ€™t eat carded ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿญ

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          6. We will remove the paper, there is no food other than this, my son, and the begging ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

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          7. ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ

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